I set a trap
a most devious trap
of CRACKERS TOPPED WITH CHEESE
I lured her in
most carefully
so that I could deceive
that goat so I could make it mine
and take it for a walk
up close it wobbled
("wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble yeahhh")
mesmerized by its dance moves
my head was struck by an epiphany
Ow. How did that happen?
How could I have been so wrong?
This goat clearly had plenty of moves
it could walk itself
Dec 13, 2012
Dec 13, 2012 at 8:26 PM UTC
I set a trap
a most devious trap
of CRACKERS TOPPED WITH CHEESE
I lured her in
most carefully
so that I could deceive
that goat so I could make it mine
and take it for a walk
up close it wobbled
("wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble yeahhh")
mesmerized by its dance moves
my head was struck by an epiphany
Ow. How did that happen?
How could I have been so wrong?
This goat clearly had plenty of moves
it could walk itself