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Father Goose Father Goose Rhymes like a ******** Dr. Seuss For the fun of it. Have all or some or none of it. Groundhog Day Whether Old Winter Will slowly go, Or Spring the Sprinter Will rush the snow, The hogs below The ice will know. Honeybee Pie Humblebee, bumblebee, Honeybee pie, Don't eat the stingers; If you eat them, you'll die Hickory, dickory, dock From anaphylactic shock. Alexander Applesauce Alexander Applesauce Made a rope of dental floss, Tied a rope-swing in a tree, Started using **** at three, Lost his teeth at four, and then Lost his teeth again at ten. Alexander Applesauce Counted every tooth a loss. Splinter A wuss in winter Was splitting wood. He got a splinter: It got him good. It pierced his heart, Which bled and stopped. The rest of the wood Was left unchopped. Fancy Nancy Fancy Nancy Necromancy Dabbles madly in magick. Her chances aren't the least bit chancy: Her end is sure to be tragick. Theodore Thunderbird Abracadavera! Theodore Thunderbird, Dragon and dinosaur, Flies in the sky Breathing out fireballs Pyromaniacally, Aiming at terrified People who fry! Little Bo-Peep Little Bo-Peep Has lost her sheep. The big bad wolf is full And sleeping on a bed of wool.
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Feb 5
Feb 5, 2026 at 12:57 AM UTC
The Nursery Rhymes of Father Goose
Father Goose Father Goose Rhymes like a ******** Dr. Seuss For the fun of it. Have all or some or none of it. Groundhog Day Whether Old Winter Will slowly go, Or Spring the Sprinter Will rush the snow, The hogs below The ice will know. Honeybee Pie Humblebee, bumblebee, Honeybee pie, Don't eat the stingers; If you eat them, you'll die Hickory, dickory, dock From anaphylactic shock. Alexander Applesauce Alexander Applesauce Made a rope of dental floss, Tied a rope-swing in a tree, Started using **** at three, Lost his teeth at four, and then Lost his teeth again at ten. Alexander Applesauce Counted every tooth a loss. Splinter A wuss in winter Was splitting wood. He got a splinter: It got him good. It pierced his heart, Which bled and stopped. The rest of the wood Was left unchopped. Fancy Nancy Fancy Nancy Necromancy Dabbles madly in magick. Her chances aren't the least bit chancy: Her end is sure to be tragick. Theodore Thunderbird Abracadavera! Theodore Thunderbird, Dragon and dinosaur, Flies in the sky Breathing out fireballs Pyromaniacally, Aiming at terrified People who fry! Little Bo-Peep Little Bo-Peep Has lost her sheep. The big bad wolf is full And sleeping on a bed of wool.
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Feb 5
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