She likes toy soldiers with mustaches
and rolling camels from newspapers
(that way she has something to read when she smokes)
She likes spin the bottle at recycling centers
and starting arguments over produce
(she prefers steamed vegetables, you see)
She adores staycations in someone else's house
and dinner theatre for breakfast
(a little Hamlet and eggs)
She likes every other Tuesday
and clocks with only minute hands
(it's more her speed)
She likes hunting for change in penny arcades
and five & dimes
(but not dollar stores...go figure)
She likes soda crackers (but not soda)
She likes beer nuts (but not beer)
She likes wine cozies (well, you know the rest)
Jun 21, 2021
Jun 21, 2021 at 2:30 PM UTC
She likes toy soldiers with mustaches
and rolling camels from newspapers
(that way she has something to read when she smokes)
She likes spin the bottle at recycling centers
and starting arguments over produce
(she prefers steamed vegetables, you see)
She adores staycations in someone else's house
and dinner theatre for breakfast
(a little Hamlet and eggs)
She likes every other Tuesday
and clocks with only minute hands
(it's more her speed)
She likes hunting for change in penny arcades
and five & dimes
(but not dollar stores...go figure)
She likes soda crackers (but not soda)
She likes beer nuts (but not beer)
She likes wine cozies (well, you know the rest)
Request permission to use this poem