One: You were my first one.
You lied and cheated on me.
I ******* hate you.
Two: My favorite one.
I have the most fun with you.
I wish we ****** more.
Three: I just kept staring,
Your body is like a god’s.
You don’t work out though.
Four: You weren’t bad or good.
I forget your name sometimes.
It’s probably best.
Five: Terrible rhythm.
Our relationship’s weird.
Never again though.
Six: There was so much pain.
Bigger is not always great.
I miss Zeus a lot.
Seven: You’re just an *******
I hope you catch something, ****
Don’t call me again.
Eight: You were a stranger.
I don’t remember your face.
It was pretty bad.
Nine: I think I love you.
It cannot happen again.
Please keep rocking on.
Ten: You shave, oh thank you.
You look like Josh Caddy too.
Let’s **** again please.
Eleven: There was so much sweat.
I was kinkier than you.
Some of the best ***
Twelve: You kept choking me.
The *** was pretty **** good.
Felt so high after.
Thirteen: Known you forever.
I like what we've got going.
Life is weird sometimes.
Fourteen: You stay by my side.
You love all of my faults too.
I'm in love with you.
Feb 1, 2013
Feb 1, 2013 at 1:07 PM UTC
One: You were my first one.
You lied and cheated on me.
I ******* hate you.
Two: My favorite one.
I have the most fun with you.
I wish we ****** more.
Three: I just kept staring,
Your body is like a god’s.
You don’t work out though.
Four: You weren’t bad or good.
I forget your name sometimes.
It’s probably best.
Five: Terrible rhythm.
Our relationship’s weird.
Never again though.
Six: There was so much pain.
Bigger is not always great.
I miss Zeus a lot.
Seven: You’re just an *******
I hope you catch something, ****
Don’t call me again.
Eight: You were a stranger.
I don’t remember your face.
It was pretty bad.
Nine: I think I love you.
It cannot happen again.
Please keep rocking on.
Ten: You shave, oh thank you.
You look like Josh Caddy too.
Let’s **** again please.
Eleven: There was so much sweat.
I was kinkier than you.
Some of the best ***
Twelve: You kept choking me.
The *** was pretty **** good.
Felt so high after.
Thirteen: Known you forever.
I like what we've got going.
Life is weird sometimes.
Fourteen: You stay by my side.
You love all of my faults too.
I'm in love with you.
The numbers are not part of the haikus. i had them posted as numericals first, but "1." kept disappearing and i didn't like it, so i decided to just write them out.
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