Dinah Saur is at the fundraiser wondering who invited Jack Knife.
Dewey Decimal wanted to throw the book at him, but is held back by Mo and Tom A. Hawk. Al Falfa, Ray O’Sunshine hung with Teddy Boy, Ruth Less and Ed Ification. ***** Nilly makes a mess, Herb Dressing and Caeser Salad are a pair.
Cliff Hanger just hangs out. Miss Understood and Bea Fuddled stand out hoping to be approached, which Austen Tatious does followed closely by Bob Tail.
The Royal Albert Hall, still stuck on himself, gabs with Marshall Plan.
Ty **** and Ben E. Factor are honored by Mike Stand
for their contributions.
Roman A. Clef cracks to no one in particular that “This oughta be a book.”
Bill Dispute hides from Corporal Punishment and Buzz Kill.Ginger Ale sips tea with Vin Dictive, who then sneaks out with Rick Shaw.
Doc U. Mentary captures it all in his head, nodding away with Bill Board. Cookie Dough pretends she’s on a diet. Grace Note tries to get Val I. Date to appreciate her music. Penny Less tells Nick Name she needs money. Skip Trace offers to help as he did with Rock Bottom.
Reuben Sandwich steals food from Douglas Fir. Victoria Falls falls for the Southern charm of Al Abama. Al Uminum complains that the party is “plastic.” Peg Board says he should tellit to Miss Ann Thrope. Coco Nut is the life of the party with Rose Petal. Manual Shifting is geared-up for the big night.
Phil I. Buster won’t shut up. Joshua Tree just stands there. Jack *** is down on his luck, telling his sorrows to Sandy Beach.
Tim Bukru is far from home while Terry Dactyl is living in the past.
Vin Number leaves for the valet stand; Jack Rabbit quickly leaves with him.
Nan O’Second says “wait a minute,” but is ignored by Polly Unsaturated and Chris Cross.
Luke Warm gets excited by Gus To. Butch Haircut seems lost.
Jan 5
Jan 5, 2026 at 9:50 AM UTC
Dinah Saur is at the fundraiser wondering who invited Jack Knife.
Dewey Decimal wanted to throw the book at him, but is held back by Mo and Tom A. Hawk. Al Falfa, Ray O’Sunshine hung with Teddy Boy, Ruth Less and Ed Ification. ***** Nilly makes a mess, Herb Dressing and Caeser Salad are a pair.
Cliff Hanger just hangs out. Miss Understood and Bea Fuddled stand out hoping to be approached, which Austen Tatious does followed closely by Bob Tail.
The Royal Albert Hall, still stuck on himself, gabs with Marshall Plan.
Ty **** and Ben E. Factor are honored by Mike Stand
for their contributions.
Roman A. Clef cracks to no one in particular that “This oughta be a book.”
Bill Dispute hides from Corporal Punishment and Buzz Kill.Ginger Ale sips tea with Vin Dictive, who then sneaks out with Rick Shaw.
Doc U. Mentary captures it all in his head, nodding away with Bill Board. Cookie Dough pretends she’s on a diet. Grace Note tries to get Val I. Date to appreciate her music. Penny Less tells Nick Name she needs money. Skip Trace offers to help as he did with Rock Bottom.
Reuben Sandwich steals food from Douglas Fir. Victoria Falls falls for the Southern charm of Al Abama. Al Uminum complains that the party is “plastic.” Peg Board says he should tellit to Miss Ann Thrope. Coco Nut is the life of the party with Rose Petal. Manual Shifting is geared-up for the big night.
Phil I. Buster won’t shut up. Joshua Tree just stands there. Jack *** is down on his luck, telling his sorrows to Sandy Beach.
Tim Bukru is far from home while Terry Dactyl is living in the past.
Vin Number leaves for the valet stand; Jack Rabbit quickly leaves with him.
Nan O’Second says “wait a minute,” but is ignored by Polly Unsaturated and Chris Cross.
Luke Warm gets excited by Gus To. Butch Haircut seems lost.
I do these word salads at the beginning of each year.