Once Upon a Time
as most stories go,
there was a prince
with an mule in tow
And what really made
a lot of folks balk,
was the weird fact that
the mule could talk
Now this grumpy prince
was not too amused
so he sat right down
and for a day, mused
What ever could he do,
with some old, talking mule?
He was a royal prince!
Not a babbling fool!
He took the mule to town
And put him up for sale
With an old bale of hay
and a watering pail
And so the mule was sold
to a very old man
and his very old wife
of the Coconut Clan
The family was nuts
but they gave the mule hay
and let him run amok
in the pastures all day
And at night the farmer
would talk to the mule
and when the mule talked back
all the neighbors would drool
No one would believe
that the mule could speak
and to all of them
the future was bleak
Until one day, the old man died
The man's wife and the mule cried
Then the woman went to sleep
Never made another peep
And the mule was sad
he ran far away
to a far off castle
all night and all day
He crossed the deep, dark moat
And went to the throne room
when the King saw the mule
he knew he'd met his doom
"Hello old prince" said the mule
"Hello" the prince replied
and ran for his life
despite all his pride
The mule sat on the throne
and let out a defeated drone
He didn't have a clue
for there was nothing else to do
"I guess I'm king now" he said
And placed the royal crown on his head
Mar 2, 2014
Mar 2, 2014 at 5:31 PM UTC
Once Upon a Time
as most stories go,
there was a prince
with an mule in tow
And what really made
a lot of folks balk,
was the weird fact that
the mule could talk
Now this grumpy prince
was not too amused
so he sat right down
and for a day, mused
What ever could he do,
with some old, talking mule?
He was a royal prince!
Not a babbling fool!
He took the mule to town
And put him up for sale
With an old bale of hay
and a watering pail
And so the mule was sold
to a very old man
and his very old wife
of the Coconut Clan
The family was nuts
but they gave the mule hay
and let him run amok
in the pastures all day
And at night the farmer
would talk to the mule
and when the mule talked back
all the neighbors would drool
No one would believe
that the mule could speak
and to all of them
the future was bleak
Until one day, the old man died
The man's wife and the mule cried
Then the woman went to sleep
Never made another peep
And the mule was sad
he ran far away
to a far off castle
all night and all day
He crossed the deep, dark moat
And went to the throne room
when the King saw the mule
he knew he'd met his doom
"Hello old prince" said the mule
"Hello" the prince replied
and ran for his life
despite all his pride
The mule sat on the throne
and let out a defeated drone
He didn't have a clue
for there was nothing else to do
"I guess I'm king now" he said
And placed the royal crown on his head
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