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N: "No... wait, is a bank account, the baggy underneath my mattress? 'cause that has an old sandwich in it." M: "No, a bank account is where you put your money in a thing, and people watch the thing, and you gain interest at a really, really, really slow rate." N: "So what you're saying, is a bank is a ********** I put my money in her, and at a really, really, really slow rate I get interested in her and people watch her, with my money. A bank is a ********** I think I get it. Yes, I have one of those."
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Sep 23, 2016
Sep 23, 2016 at 1:41 PM UTC
M: "Do you have a bank account?"
N: "No... wait, is a bank account, the baggy underneath my mattress? 'cause that has an old sandwich in it." M: "No, a bank account is where you put your money in a thing, and people watch the thing, and you gain interest at a really, really, really slow rate." N: "So what you're saying, is a bank is a ********** I put my money in her, and at a really, really, really slow rate I get interested in her and people watch her, with my money. A bank is a ********** I think I get it. Yes, I have one of those."
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Sep 23, 2016
Sep 23, 2016 at 1:41 PM UTC
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