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Why the **** is there all this disdain for varied techniques? So what if I like altered guitar tunings? Sorry that all my guitars are in D Standard or drop C. Yes, even the ******* Classical guitar. *I never meant to inconvenience you, your Eminent Prestige!* Maybe it's a problem on thy knavish behalf that you can't cope with variation within the Sacred realm of Art. Don't ******* tell me what to do or how to do it. Don't ******* tell me my approach to my Art is wrong. Don't ******* crawl to me when you want to learn how it's done and I won't say I ******* told you so when you confess your perspective lacks variety. I will still teach you, though, that is, if you will listen. I will still teach you, though, if, indeed, I can. I will still teach you, though, but only if you can teach me, too. I will still learn from you despite your rigid adherence to traditionalism. I will still learn from you if you don't ******* condescend me about how I decide to do it about how it feels most natural about what I like or why; just ******* deal with it like a true Artist; accept it and bask in it, that everyone's technique is unique. Besides, be it not that very variation that lends itself to the plethora of Art that has been, could be, and will be made? Be it not that very variation that leads a school of thought away from being so incestuous that it kills itself off? Be it not that very variation which makes Democracy feasible? If Art be neither democratic or anarchic, then I guess I'm no Artist. Just ******* deal with it. If you can't: then shut the **** up, and let us, who can deal with it, just ******* do it.
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Apr 23, 2014
Apr 23, 2014 at 2:37 PM UTC
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Why the **** is there all this disdain for varied techniques? So what if I like altered guitar tunings? Sorry that all my guitars are in D Standard or drop C. Yes, even the ******* Classical guitar. *I never meant to inconvenience you, your Eminent Prestige!* Maybe it's a problem on thy knavish behalf that you can't cope with variation within the Sacred realm of Art. Don't ******* tell me what to do or how to do it. Don't ******* tell me my approach to my Art is wrong. Don't ******* crawl to me when you want to learn how it's done and I won't say I ******* told you so when you confess your perspective lacks variety. I will still teach you, though, that is, if you will listen. I will still teach you, though, if, indeed, I can. I will still teach you, though, but only if you can teach me, too. I will still learn from you despite your rigid adherence to traditionalism. I will still learn from you if you don't ******* condescend me about how I decide to do it about how it feels most natural about what I like or why; just ******* deal with it like a true Artist; accept it and bask in it, that everyone's technique is unique. Besides, be it not that very variation that lends itself to the plethora of Art that has been, could be, and will be made? Be it not that very variation that leads a school of thought away from being so incestuous that it kills itself off? Be it not that very variation which makes Democracy feasible? If Art be neither democratic or anarchic, then I guess I'm no Artist. Just ******* deal with it. If you can't: then shut the **** up, and let us, who can deal with it, just ******* do it.
Sorry to be so profane, I realize it limits my audience, but I don't ******* care. But, ultimately, what is profanity but whatsoever we decide?
Anubis-the-Philosomancer
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Apr 23, 2014
Apr 23, 2014 at 2:37 PM UTC
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