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I got two plump ol' cats right by my side, while I make some chicken bok soup in the microwave, my lil ol' two plump cats, do a lil wiggle, and jump into the microwave, then I say " NO NO NO" but then its to late, the microwave shuts its self, going like a crazy microwave, then it goes to 1 minute at max heat, then the microwave says " WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP" while both of my plump ol' cats dance in the microwave, the cats turn into perfect loafs of bread and I eat it with some peanut butter and jelly, so make sure not to let your cats be by your side while you make chicken bok soup in the microwave.
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Feb 10
Feb 10, 2026 at 10:47 AM UTC
The chicken bok incident. v1
I got two plump ol' cats right by my side, while I make some chicken bok soup in the microwave, my lil ol' two plump cats, do a lil wiggle, and jump into the microwave, then I say " NO NO NO" but then its to late, the microwave shuts its self, going like a crazy microwave, then it goes to 1 minute at max heat, then the microwave says " WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP" while both of my plump ol' cats dance in the microwave, the cats turn into perfect loafs of bread and I eat it with some peanut butter and jelly, so make sure not to let your cats be by your side while you make chicken bok soup in the microwave.
This is a joke, so don't hate on it.
Drangorango
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Feb 10
Feb 10, 2026 at 10:47 AM UTC
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