As Elon traversed throughout the land, he soon found out what he finally had. It wasn't flesh at all, nothing like it all, it was a gooey red substance, a sort of chemical which has coexistence with its environment.
He took a sample, found an ampule.
He poured it all in.
It started moving, squirming.
He put it in a machine, a DNA test, where it will make the beast.
"Soon", he said, "a cure shall be found, no longer we will be shroud and bound to this non-profound wound"
Once the tests were done, he skipped up to the housetop, raising it in the air, with a big KABLAM, and an big KAPOW, a strike of light hit the right angle, bringing soon to be life.
He walked down slowly, avoiding those in his path, walking in the house, doing more lab tests.
He finally found out, what it would need, but it would take, a great heap of effort, to pass this endeavor.
Lush greens from the Amazon.
Fresh water from the glaciers of Antarctica.
Twigs from the great Redwoods of California.
And finally, a piece of toast, found in the most commonest of kitchens, where it all started, with an dickens.
Apr 8
Apr 8, 2026 at 10:23 AM UTC
He thought it was gone, but he was so very wrong.
The ashes came up only to go back down.
Every organism who breathed these ashes, woke up to be the urban legend they all feared.
They painfully transformed over time, it seemed like it took forever, It almost did.
The load had mutated, made its self stronger, the cure they had found, was no longer profound, just a useless ampule, left on the ground.
Scientists hurried, but it was no use.
It had already spread, into the lab.
All hope was lost, all those who thought they won, they were quite wrong.
There was one last person, but not who you think, it was Elon Musk.
He had plenty of time to think.
Then he figured, how about I make this cure my self?
He put on his gas mask, quite ready, but when he walked outside, the horror shocked him.
He couldn't believe it, every human he had seen, turned into, not a cute loaf, but a fleshy disgusting blob, barely able to move.
He almost threw up, but he had to keep on moving.
Hoping his gas mask would not fail, so he wouldn't become one of those things.
Feb 23
Feb 23, 2026 at 11:31 AM UTC
After the last survivor restored humanity, one loaf remained, hiding a a safe, locked to the very digit, but one day, a little midgit, lock picked the digit lock, and then released the loaf.
Hiding in H.E.B. , camouflaged in the bakery, one unsuspecting victim, came across the loaf, but they noticed, it was engraved with one lil sign, cat loaf, his father, the last survivor, told him about this loaf.
Wondering what to do, he brought it up and bought it, waddling to his little ol' shack on top of this hill, he said to his dad, "Papa, what is this?" Then his papa, soon realized, that it was the cat loaf
He snatched it away, and threw it into a fire, smashing it into pieces, burning it alive, he knew that it was still a cat on the inside, but, he couldn't risk it.
As the ashes rose, through the chimmney, into the sunset, he wondered, would it come back?
Feb 12
Feb 12, 2026 at 10:04 AM UTC
I ate the lil loaf that was once a cat,
with the peanut butter and jelly, but then I hear a lil rumble in me belly, and soon I slowly exploded into 20 loafs of bread.
The loafs of brad slowly move towards the kitchen, grabbing the peanut butter and jelly, and the loafs smother them self's with it, and soon, more unsuspecting spectacular victims creep forward.
Soon the infection spreads, loaf after loaf, victim after victim, the whole worlds get ingulfed with loafs, human population extinct, and soon, animals and plants eat and absorb the loafs.
There is nothing left of earth, but only loafs, after millions of years, dirt and rock cover the loafs, and soon, the earth turns into a loaf to. Nothing left accept the guilt of the person who made chicken bok soup in a microwave, as he lies in hell.
Feb 10
Feb 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM UTC
I got two plump ol' cats right by my side, while I make some chicken bok soup in the microwave,
my lil ol' two plump cats, do a lil wiggle, and jump into the microwave,
then I say " NO NO NO" but then its to late, the microwave shuts its self, going like a crazy microwave,
then it goes to 1 minute at max heat, then the microwave says " WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP"
while both of my plump ol' cats dance in the microwave, the cats turn into perfect loafs of bread
and I eat it with some peanut butter and jelly,
so make sure not to let your cats be by your side while you make chicken bok soup in the microwave.
Feb 10
Feb 10, 2026 at 10:47 AM UTC