After the last survivor restored humanity, one loaf remained, hiding a a safe, locked to the very digit, but one day, a little midgit, lock picked the digit lock, and then released the loaf.
Hiding in H.E.B. , camouflaged in the bakery, one unsuspecting victim, came across the loaf, but they noticed, it was engraved with one lil sign, cat loaf, his father, the last survivor, told him about this loaf.
Wondering what to do, he brought it up and bought it, waddling to his little ol' shack on top of this hill, he said to his dad, "Papa, what is this?" Then his papa, soon realized, that it was the cat loaf
He snatched it away, and threw it into a fire, smashing it into pieces, burning it alive, he knew that it was still a cat on the inside, but, he couldn't risk it.
As the ashes rose, through the chimmney, into the sunset, he wondered, would it come back?
Feb 12
Feb 12, 2026 at 10:04 AM UTC
After the last survivor restored humanity, one loaf remained, hiding a a safe, locked to the very digit, but one day, a little midgit, lock picked the digit lock, and then released the loaf.
Hiding in H.E.B. , camouflaged in the bakery, one unsuspecting victim, came across the loaf, but they noticed, it was engraved with one lil sign, cat loaf, his father, the last survivor, told him about this loaf.
Wondering what to do, he brought it up and bought it, waddling to his little ol' shack on top of this hill, he said to his dad, "Papa, what is this?" Then his papa, soon realized, that it was the cat loaf
He snatched it away, and threw it into a fire, smashing it into pieces, burning it alive, he knew that it was still a cat on the inside, but, he couldn't risk it.
As the ashes rose, through the chimmney, into the sunset, he wondered, would it come back?
