Your special day is here again, what am I supposed to do?
The usual stuff is easy, so I'll send my love to you
I know you are a ****** and you like to have a few
With the tipple of your choice, we'll raise a glass or two
So it is your birthday, so what do you expect?
Are you going to have a drink, and loose your self respect?
Go on have a bottle, you can savour the effect
The influence of alcohol, works great on age neglect!
For one day it is okay, to loose your inhibitions
Okay I will acknowledge, that I have my own suspicions
I've heard plucking guitarists, In the circle of musicians
Use their ****** plectrums, in a number of positions?
So it is your birthday, I will send you my best wishes
Disregard how old you are, leave all those ***** dishes
No more chores but what you need, is a touch of the ambitious
**** what other people think, and sod plenty of fishes
Enjoy yourself by going forth, you're entitled after all
It's your day and you can say, that you are walking tall
Be proud of any tipsiness, but should you ever fall
A gutter's no bed substitute, so give a cab a call
So it is your birthday, at the ****** of the day!
I wander if your bit of fun, was placid or risqué?
You'll be back next time around, it's more than a cliché
Just like a flowered perennial, you're a blossoming bouquet
If you survive the day unscathed, let no one ever sneer
We'll only laugh at drunkenness, and bruises to the rear
Never mind, it's all good fun, the drinks the cake the cheer
Don't go out on ignorance, you can do the same next year!
Aug 31, 2025
Aug 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM UTC
Your special day is here again, what am I supposed to do?
The usual stuff is easy, so I'll send my love to you
I know you are a ****** and you like to have a few
With the tipple of your choice, we'll raise a glass or two
So it is your birthday, so what do you expect?
Are you going to have a drink, and loose your self respect?
Go on have a bottle, you can savour the effect
The influence of alcohol, works great on age neglect!
For one day it is okay, to loose your inhibitions
Okay I will acknowledge, that I have my own suspicions
I've heard plucking guitarists, In the circle of musicians
Use their ****** plectrums, in a number of positions?
So it is your birthday, I will send you my best wishes
Disregard how old you are, leave all those ***** dishes
No more chores but what you need, is a touch of the ambitious
**** what other people think, and sod plenty of fishes
Enjoy yourself by going forth, you're entitled after all
It's your day and you can say, that you are walking tall
Be proud of any tipsiness, but should you ever fall
A gutter's no bed substitute, so give a cab a call
So it is your birthday, at the ****** of the day!
I wander if your bit of fun, was placid or risqué?
You'll be back next time around, it's more than a cliché
Just like a flowered perennial, you're a blossoming bouquet
If you survive the day unscathed, let no one ever sneer
We'll only laugh at drunkenness, and bruises to the rear
Never mind, it's all good fun, the drinks the cake the cheer
Don't go out on ignorance, you can do the same next year!
For a friend's birthday
