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Liz Taylor was a fuckpig. Forbes used to call me and say "Let's double-team this dumb ***** And we would double-team that dumb ***** Give'er a real goin' ovah. Sometimes in a limo. Sometimes on a motorbike. Really tore that thing up... .. and today we rededicate this park after one of Hollywood's finest.  Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce to you "The Liz Taylor Grand Canyon National Park."
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Dec 11, 2014
Dec 11, 2014 at 9:52 AM UTC
When Naming Rights Go National (explicit)
Liz Taylor was a fuckpig. Forbes used to call me and say "Let's double-team this dumb ***** And we would double-team that dumb ***** Give'er a real goin' ovah. Sometimes in a limo. Sometimes on a motorbike. Really tore that thing up... .. and today we rededicate this park after one of Hollywood's finest.  Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce to you "The Liz Taylor Grand Canyon National Park."
david-ehrgott
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Dec 11, 2014
Dec 11, 2014 at 9:52 AM UTC
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