My partner has a crush on Karen Black
He watches every movie and repeat
Anyone would wonder what they lack
As actors go, she surely is a hack
but “A Trilogy of Terror” is his treat
My partner has a crush on Karen Black
It’s not as if she has a fulsome rack
But something stirs his blood to boiling heat
Anyone would wonder what they lack
I dream of Idris Elba in the sack
Sheer perfection wrapped naked in a sheet
But my man has his crush on Karen Black
Her voice so harsh the underground would frack
Split layers of the earth beneath our feet
Her smiling face would every mirror crack
Despite all this, she seems to have the knack
To entice and tease every man to cheat
My partner has a crush on Karen Black
It makes me wonder what it is I lack.
Jan 28, 2015
Jan 28, 2015 at 6:04 AM UTC
My partner has a crush on Karen Black
He watches every movie and repeat
Anyone would wonder what they lack
As actors go, she surely is a hack
but “A Trilogy of Terror” is his treat
My partner has a crush on Karen Black
It’s not as if she has a fulsome rack
But something stirs his blood to boiling heat
Anyone would wonder what they lack
I dream of Idris Elba in the sack
Sheer perfection wrapped naked in a sheet
But my man has his crush on Karen Black
Her voice so harsh the underground would frack
Split layers of the earth beneath our feet
Her smiling face would every mirror crack
Despite all this, she seems to have the knack
To entice and tease every man to cheat
My partner has a crush on Karen Black
It makes me wonder what it is I lack.
