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Lawrence Hall [email protected]   https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/ poeticdrivel.blogspot.com                                      President Doctor Jill’s                     Really, Really Secret Service Beefcake Boys                     O that he were here to write me down an *** But,                     masters, remember that I am an *** though it not be                     written down, yet forget not that I am an ***                     -Dogberry, Constable of the Watch,                     Much Ado About Nothing, IV.ii.76ff Swimming-pool chums, closer than a brother Flexing their guns and tats at each other Nobody know who the new agents are (Wanna ‘phone, wanna flat, wanna shiny new car?) Want some shiny new tech toys, loads and loads? What’ll you take for those nuclear codes? Hunter’s good buddies living large on the beach One says he misses his Colombian peach $30K a month down in Malibu To protect an artist (but not me or you) Nothing to see here; now don’t get nervous For we are the party-hearty Secret Service! (Say, babe, what’s your sign? You come here often...?)
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Apr 8, 2022
Apr 8, 2022 at 10:31 PM UTC
President Doctor Jill’s Really, Really Secret Service Beefcake Boys
Lawrence Hall [email protected]   https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/ poeticdrivel.blogspot.com                                      President Doctor Jill’s                     Really, Really Secret Service Beefcake Boys                     O that he were here to write me down an *** But,                     masters, remember that I am an *** though it not be                     written down, yet forget not that I am an ***                     -Dogberry, Constable of the Watch,                     Much Ado About Nothing, IV.ii.76ff Swimming-pool chums, closer than a brother Flexing their guns and tats at each other Nobody know who the new agents are (Wanna ‘phone, wanna flat, wanna shiny new car?) Want some shiny new tech toys, loads and loads? What’ll you take for those nuclear codes? Hunter’s good buddies living large on the beach One says he misses his Colombian peach $30K a month down in Malibu To protect an artist (but not me or you) Nothing to see here; now don’t get nervous For we are the party-hearty Secret Service! (Say, babe, what’s your sign? You come here often...?)
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Apr 8, 2022
Apr 8, 2022 at 10:31 PM UTC
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