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this is the tale of my good friend Hugh who was once so ***** he didn't know what to do he tried watching videos on dubious websites but even that couldn't satisfy his ****** appetite. So one day he was pondering what he should try to get rid of this libido he was creating the poor guy So he picked up a phonebook and dialed a number "I hate to do this, but I have to put this problem under!" 35 minutes later he started to simmer and stew until there was a knock at the door, and up jumped Hugh There at the door was a curvaceous female he could barely speak he just started to stare In she walked and off came her clothes she was wearing nothing, but she looked hotter than melted gold He immediately jumped in and they made sweet love so loud the screams were heard by doves So remember folks if your like Hugh and so ***** you don't know what to do just take a peek at the classified section and you can absolve your Hugh G Rection
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Apr 12, 2015
Apr 12, 2015 at 4:14 PM UTC
The Tale of Hugh G rection
this is the tale of my good friend Hugh who was once so ***** he didn't know what to do he tried watching videos on dubious websites but even that couldn't satisfy his ****** appetite. So one day he was pondering what he should try to get rid of this libido he was creating the poor guy So he picked up a phonebook and dialed a number "I hate to do this, but I have to put this problem under!" 35 minutes later he started to simmer and stew until there was a knock at the door, and up jumped Hugh There at the door was a curvaceous female he could barely speak he just started to stare In she walked and off came her clothes she was wearing nothing, but she looked hotter than melted gold He immediately jumped in and they made sweet love so loud the screams were heard by doves So remember folks if your like Hugh and so ***** you don't know what to do just take a peek at the classified section and you can absolve your Hugh G Rection
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Apr 12, 2015
Apr 12, 2015 at 4:14 PM UTC
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