“Dear Friend,
I’ve heard your news from someone else, I’m so sorry to hear you’re poorly”
(Your cancer makes me uncomfortable and scared it could happen to me. #scary!)
“Wishing you a speedy recovery.”
(This is me letting you know that I won’t be around for you, but I don’t want you to think I’m a ****
“Thinking of you.”
(I’m not thinking of you - I never do so that’s not about to change, but I think you’d like to think that I care more about you than I really do.)
“Lots of love”
(Words are cheap - this is costing me literally nothing!)
***
(Please don’t message me back. I really don’t give a sh*t but He is always watching, so.)
Yeah. See you in hell.
Nov 5, 2018
Nov 5, 2018 at 11:32 AM UTC
“Dear Friend,
I’ve heard your news from someone else, I’m so sorry to hear you’re poorly”
(Your cancer makes me uncomfortable and scared it could happen to me. #scary!)
“Wishing you a speedy recovery.”
(This is me letting you know that I won’t be around for you, but I don’t want you to think I’m a ****
“Thinking of you.”
(I’m not thinking of you - I never do so that’s not about to change, but I think you’d like to think that I care more about you than I really do.)
“Lots of love”
(Words are cheap - this is costing me literally nothing!)
***
(Please don’t message me back. I really don’t give a sh*t but He is always watching, so.)
Yeah. See you in hell.