I ******* hate it when such sensitive topics are tarnished by *****
Oprah, I've been trying to talk her into an interspecies relationship for months now.
White males rule the world. EDIT:No i am not a white male
I'm just going to be honest for a second.
Yes, I do have ***** envy this morning; I wish I were a bloke writing this because I'd have a better chance of people taking me seriously.
like how a male **** star once said someone stuck a chilli up his *** to keep his ******** going.
I'm basically a "good girl"...always have been, but sometimes I wish I was a ****
Sometimes I wish I was a bird so i could fly over certain people and **** on their heads.
I wish I could somehow lose the ability to speak so that people would give up and leave me alone.
I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
or an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.
I look at people screaming in ecstasy over a ******* football game, and sometimes wish I cared that much about stupid, simple things like that.
People don't laugh at the same things. Does that mean they differ in smartness?
Once you swallow the red pill, there is no going back.
Nov 21, 2017
Nov 21, 2017 at 2:02 AM UTC
I ******* hate it when such sensitive topics are tarnished by *****
Oprah, I've been trying to talk her into an interspecies relationship for months now.
White males rule the world. EDIT:No i am not a white male
I'm just going to be honest for a second.
Yes, I do have ***** envy this morning; I wish I were a bloke writing this because I'd have a better chance of people taking me seriously.
like how a male **** star once said someone stuck a chilli up his *** to keep his ******** going.
I'm basically a "good girl"...always have been, but sometimes I wish I was a ****
Sometimes I wish I was a bird so i could fly over certain people and **** on their heads.
I wish I could somehow lose the ability to speak so that people would give up and leave me alone.
I wish I was a little kid again skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
or an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once.
I look at people screaming in ecstasy over a ******* football game, and sometimes wish I cared that much about stupid, simple things like that.
People don't laugh at the same things. Does that mean they differ in smartness?
Once you swallow the red pill, there is no going back.
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