Wink, wink,
Let’s not say what we think.
Hokey smoke.
Let’s pretend it’s a joke.
Act like you’re in on it with me
And I will reward you secretly.
Let’s laugh about women
When they can’t hear us
Make stupid broad jokes
Come on and join the chorus.
Let’s be a couple of the
Very classiest of wags
By making many jokes
About lezbos and ****
Wink, wink,
Let’s not say what we think.
Hokey smoke.
Let’s pretend it’s a joke.
Act like you’re in on it with me
And I will reward you secretly.
We can think of ugly names
To call our Asian colleagues
And not let anybody hear
About our verbal intrigues.
We can meet someplace
And not let the liberals know
And rip up their politics
For a couple of hours or so.
Wink, wink,
Let’s not say what we think.
Hokey smoke.
Let’s pretend it’s a joke.
Act like you’re in on it with me
And I will reward you secretly.
There’s always religion, of course
Since there is so much to say
So there’s plenty of fuel for us
On how bad Catholics are today.
And then there’s always on hand
Those strange believers in Islam.
Hell, they even chose a name that
Appropriately ends in the word slam.
Wink, wink,
Let’s not say what we think.
Hokey smoke.
Let’s pretend it’s a joke.
Act like you’re in on it with me
And I will reward you secretly.
Feb 16, 2016
Feb 16, 2016 at 5:24 PM UTC
Wink, wink,
Let’s not say what we think.
Hokey smoke.
Let’s pretend it’s a joke.
Act like you’re in on it with me
And I will reward you secretly.
Let’s laugh about women
When they can’t hear us
Make stupid broad jokes
Come on and join the chorus.
Let’s be a couple of the
Very classiest of wags
By making many jokes
About lezbos and ****
Wink, wink,
Let’s not say what we think.
Hokey smoke.
Let’s pretend it’s a joke.
Act like you’re in on it with me
And I will reward you secretly.
We can think of ugly names
To call our Asian colleagues
And not let anybody hear
About our verbal intrigues.
We can meet someplace
And not let the liberals know
And rip up their politics
For a couple of hours or so.
Wink, wink,
Let’s not say what we think.
Hokey smoke.
Let’s pretend it’s a joke.
Act like you’re in on it with me
And I will reward you secretly.
There’s always religion, of course
Since there is so much to say
So there’s plenty of fuel for us
On how bad Catholics are today.
And then there’s always on hand
Those strange believers in Islam.
Hell, they even chose a name that
Appropriately ends in the word slam.
Wink, wink,
Let’s not say what we think.
Hokey smoke.
Let’s pretend it’s a joke.
Act like you’re in on it with me
And I will reward you secretly.
I absolutely hate it when someone winks at me while talking to me implying they are pulling something over on someone and want me as their accomplice!
