I hate it when my biscuit commits suicide
in my cup of tea.
I hate that TV is about celebrity, banality
and reality.
I hate that even though I have a job, money
still alludes me.
I hate being woken up and going to
bed in a bad mood.
I hate adverts on the radio.
I hate stupidity
facebook debates and vanity.
I hate people who think I'm a traffic light
and those oblivious to where they're going.
People who can't stop relentlessly moaning!
I hate that learning's on the decline
I hate shopping , boredom
and "being dolled up to the nines."
I hate that everybody just waits for
things to get better.
I hate that a 'good' hair day depends
on the weather.
I hate assumptions, non-conclusions
and skin ablutions that don't work.
I hate that the art of conversation is
adrift in this technological generation
I hate time-wasters, calories and kid with
no respects for elders.
I hate that journalism's no longer 'cutting edge'
or about the truth.
I hate profound sayings about too many cooks
and spoiled broth.
That I'm incapable of telling people with clipboards
to **** OFF!
I hate martyrs , can't be arse-ters,
ignorance, arrogance and man-made disasters
The non-stickiness of plasters!
I hate public transport, rush hour
and being stuck inside.
I hate people who wear tracksuits but
never exercise.
I hate queuing and clichés
I hate opinions on mental health
and those who just can't help them-self.
I hate people who relentlessly moan
who can't stop trying to sell stuff over the phone.
But most of all I hate it when
....
Ah! Forget it .
Apr 18, 2014
Apr 18, 2014 at 11:18 AM UTC
I hate it when my biscuit commits suicide
in my cup of tea.
I hate that TV is about celebrity, banality
and reality.
I hate that even though I have a job, money
still alludes me.
I hate being woken up and going to
bed in a bad mood.
I hate adverts on the radio.
I hate stupidity
facebook debates and vanity.
I hate people who think I'm a traffic light
and those oblivious to where they're going.
People who can't stop relentlessly moaning!
I hate that learning's on the decline
I hate shopping , boredom
and "being dolled up to the nines."
I hate that everybody just waits for
things to get better.
I hate that a 'good' hair day depends
on the weather.
I hate assumptions, non-conclusions
and skin ablutions that don't work.
I hate that the art of conversation is
adrift in this technological generation
I hate time-wasters, calories and kid with
no respects for elders.
I hate that journalism's no longer 'cutting edge'
or about the truth.
I hate profound sayings about too many cooks
and spoiled broth.
That I'm incapable of telling people with clipboards
to **** OFF!
I hate martyrs , can't be arse-ters,
ignorance, arrogance and man-made disasters
The non-stickiness of plasters!
I hate public transport, rush hour
and being stuck inside.
I hate people who wear tracksuits but
never exercise.
I hate queuing and clichés
I hate opinions on mental health
and those who just can't help them-self.
I hate people who relentlessly moan
who can't stop trying to sell stuff over the phone.
But most of all I hate it when
....
Ah! Forget it .
