I am a well-maintained automobile,
battery charged and tires rotated,
brake system probably needs to be adjusted and my drive-shaft may need to be realigned
but otherwise
you could probably make a decent profit off of me.
My blood is thick motor oil, and
my scent, a lit cigar
ever-burning down to an infinite ****
I'd probably go for about $10,000 (if you turned back the odometer 20,000 miles).
Mar 10, 2013
Mar 10, 2013 at 1:45 PM UTC
I am a well-maintained automobile,
battery charged and tires rotated,
brake system probably needs to be adjusted and my drive-shaft may need to be realigned
but otherwise
you could probably make a decent profit off of me.
My blood is thick motor oil, and
my scent, a lit cigar
ever-burning down to an infinite ****
I'd probably go for about $10,000 (if you turned back the odometer 20,000 miles).
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