I dropped a bag of free muffins
on your shins and the cat
freaked out on top of you
ran off, and knocked over your water.
You're such a ******* stiff
you might as well have
rigor mortis.
Gorgeous though.
So I tried to be nice,
but I laughed too hard on the inside,
and I'm probably
never apologizing.
If you're looking for one,
**** off, buttercup.
I got fuel to burn
and I'm saving my remorse
for the people I've ****** over
worse
and you ain't topping that
totem pole.
Dec 27, 2014
Dec 27, 2014 at 1:39 AM UTC
I dropped a bag of free muffins
on your shins and the cat
freaked out on top of you
ran off, and knocked over your water.
You're such a ******* stiff
you might as well have
rigor mortis.
Gorgeous though.
So I tried to be nice,
but I laughed too hard on the inside,
and I'm probably
never apologizing.
If you're looking for one,
**** off, buttercup.
I got fuel to burn
and I'm saving my remorse
for the people I've ****** over
worse
and you ain't topping that
totem pole.
