I would make SUCH a good criminal. It is a shame I have parents and integrity. Well, *some* integrity lol. :P

ember-evanescent

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kollitiki-vradypodes

Too bad I'm a sloth, i would make SUCH a good spider man!
spider sloth, spider sloth, doesn't whatever a spider sloth can, climbs a tree, any size, 
falls to his death every time he tries to fly! Look Out! 
 Here comes the Spidersloth.
nope. just doesn't have the same ring to it. :/

kylia

HAHA :) I would make a great one too, now that I think about it ;)

ThearaSteglaidias

Yes ud make an amazing criminal. If u totally disregard the fact that u r literally alerting people to watch out for u. And stating ur criminal advantages on the Internet.