#spontaneousthoughts
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE!!
SQUID!
Feb 25, 2015
Feb 25, 2015 at 12:31 PM UTC
Why is the shampoo bottle clear, but not the conditioner?
I have no trouble getting shampoo out of the bottle, but I'm thinking of ripping apart my conditioner bottle...
Hmmm
Jan 20, 2015
Jan 20, 2015 at 11:25 AM UTC
I would make SUCH a good criminal. It is a shame I have parents and integrity. Well, some integrity lol. :P
Jan 13, 2015
Jan 13, 2015 at 2:00 AM UTC
It would be funny if there was a guy who yelled Ow! and felt like he'd been slapped every time someone broke a law, no matter how minor.
Jan 5, 2015
Jan 5, 2015 at 11:47 AM UTC
Am I the only 14-year old being trained as a spy?
Jan 4, 2015
Jan 4, 2015 at 10:15 PM UTC
Am I the only teenage girl in the world who thinks about having an amazing relationship with her future mother-in-law as much as with her future husband?
Jan 4, 2015
Jan 4, 2015 at 9:20 PM UTC
I've always wanted to be that guy that in the middle of being in the audience of a live theatrical performance, from my seat, just shout, 'that line sucked' and not be noticed, but know everyone around me agreed.
Jan 4, 2015
Jan 4, 2015 at 2:13 PM UTC
No matter what Lovecraft wrote on his ******** post calling people trolls I most certainly do NOT support the bully f!cking Thee Artiste. And also I like saying the word fajitas.that was very random. Im upset. Fajitas
Jan 4, 2015
Jan 4, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC
I think of how easily I could **** people far too wistfully and far too often. I don't fantasize about a boy sweeping me off my feet the way I used to anymore, I daydream about killing the people who hurt me so badly I can't be fixed. I don't think that's a good thing.
half the time,
the person who broke me so badly who I want to **** is myself though.
Jan 3, 2015
Jan 3, 2015 at 4:08 PM UTC
Despite the fact that many
Would say otherwise
I am simple
It's just that
I don't know
People are weird?
I mean
Wha- why
How
No
Uh I'm
I jus-
Um
Pffft!
I am simple
I really am
Jan 3, 2015
Jan 3, 2015 at 4:09 PM UTC
1; Every time I think hard about a theoretical concept, the rest of my thought processes become out of focus, like on a camera, and I find it hard to speak in regular conversation as that fades.
2; I think dark blood is beautiful, but light red looks too much like small talk.
3; As you can probably tell, people make me feel like I'm drowning in a foreign sea.
Jan 3, 2015
Jan 3, 2015 at 3:59 PM UTC
You make the devil look like an angel.
Jan 3, 2015
Jan 3, 2015 at 3:40 PM UTC
I would watch way more sports if the ball would kick the players back.
or in like baseball, the baseball bats you in the head back. I would watch that.
...I think I am a bad person... LOL!!!
Jan 3, 2015
Jan 3, 2015 at 3:38 PM UTC
If were an alarm clock I would totally spend my spare time scaring the crap out of people at 3AM
or like, if they smack me when they hit snooze I smack them back.
Jan 3, 2015
Jan 3, 2015 at 3:28 PM UTC
Whenever I'm on a train platform, no matter how far from the edge, I feel as if I will fall on the tracks.
Jan 3, 2015
Jan 3, 2015 at 2:47 PM UTC