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I. If you don’t leave my house I’ll ******* **** you. II. I’ll ******* **** you if you don’t leave my house. III. I’ll bash your skull in with this baseball bat if you don’t leave now. IV. No, you don’t live here; please leave. Don’t make me **** you. V. No, you don’t have *** Call the cops, Andrew. You have until the count of ten to leave, or else I’m going to use this bat. VI. You don’t legally live here; you don’t pay rent, nor is your name on the lease. Quit telling me you’re ready to die. VII. Quit closing the door. Get off of me! I want to **** you. IX. Quit screaming that I kidnapped you. I found you here, hunched over naked in my closet. Stay right there, put your clothes on. X. If you don’t stop struggling, they’re going to **** you. XI. They’re going to **** you if you don’t stop struggling.
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May 13, 2015
May 13, 2015 at 9:19 AM UTC
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I. If you don’t leave my house I’ll ******* **** you. II. I’ll ******* **** you if you don’t leave my house. III. I’ll bash your skull in with this baseball bat if you don’t leave now. IV. No, you don’t live here; please leave. Don’t make me **** you. V. No, you don’t have *** Call the cops, Andrew. You have until the count of ten to leave, or else I’m going to use this bat. VI. You don’t legally live here; you don’t pay rent, nor is your name on the lease. Quit telling me you’re ready to die. VII. Quit closing the door. Get off of me! I want to **** you. IX. Quit screaming that I kidnapped you. I found you here, hunched over naked in my closet. Stay right there, put your clothes on. X. If you don’t stop struggling, they’re going to **** you. XI. They’re going to **** you if you don’t stop struggling.
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May 13, 2015
May 13, 2015 at 9:19 AM UTC
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