fine Furhman's Funeral Home
used the best alchemy money could
buy, to keep her flesh fresh
and a master seamstress
sewed her wicked wounds so not
a single soul could see
she was stabbed forty times
from her rubicund cheeks to her
pedicured toes
Furhman's was the best, above
the mediocre rest, in gifting mourners
with a pleasant view
when I got their bill in the mail
it had an itemized list, which included
a charge I had to contest
not because of penury or pettiness
for I am a wealthy weeping father, but
I couldn't see spending a red dime
for crimson polish they painted
on dead toes, slid in slick hose, and
hid in patent leather shoes
my wife said write a check for the
full amount, crying this was not about
what we the living could yet see
Baton Rouge, April, 1989
Mar 30, 2017
Mar 30, 2017 at 11:48 PM UTC
fine Furhman's Funeral Home
used the best alchemy money could
buy, to keep her flesh fresh
and a master seamstress
sewed her wicked wounds so not
a single soul could see
she was stabbed forty times
from her rubicund cheeks to her
pedicured toes
Furhman's was the best, above
the mediocre rest, in gifting mourners
with a pleasant view
when I got their bill in the mail
it had an itemized list, which included
a charge I had to contest
not because of penury or pettiness
for I am a wealthy weeping father, but
I couldn't see spending a red dime
for crimson polish they painted
on dead toes, slid in slick hose, and
hid in patent leather shoes
my wife said write a check for the
full amount, crying this was not about
what we the living could yet see
Baton Rouge, April, 1989
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