Now let me tell the story of a guy named Lenny
He had a grumpy goat and a year-old penny
He wanted fifty-thousand shiny trucks with cheese
But all he ever got was his Grandmother's fleas
He begged for a book so he could learn how to cook
And the grumpy goat ate him while he called out "Look!"
So the moral of the story is don't own goats
That get hungry easily and run off with your boat.
May 1, 2014
May 1, 2014 at 11:13 PM UTC
Now let me tell the story of a guy named Lenny
He had a grumpy goat and a year-old penny
He wanted fifty-thousand shiny trucks with cheese
But all he ever got was his Grandmother's fleas
He begged for a book so he could learn how to cook
And the grumpy goat ate him while he called out "Look!"
So the moral of the story is don't own goats
That get hungry easily and run off with your boat.
(when will the old poetry end? NEVER)
