I don't care what you say
I'd lock them up
And hide the key
Keep them all away
From the likes of you and me
I don't care what others think
Let those wishy-washy liberals
Kick up a stink
Dump them on a desert island
Just as long as it's not my land
What's more to show I'm not all bad
I'd even cough up and pay
If they'd all just go away
Because right now I' m going mad
Round our way there's quite a few
But just imagine if they grew
And wouldn't stay inside
Brown or black or white or blue
This is what they ought to do
These human creatures
Such ugly features
They walk and talk and procreate
And get themselves in such a state
Always hunting
Always killing
Never pausing
Never thinking
Backward looking
Downward sinking
Always always exasperating
No matter how you try to train them
Never really listening
Somehow a hardwired disposition
Perhaps there's only one solution
Armageddon
No exclusions
The human race
Extermination!
Mar 7
Mar 7, 2026 at 5:30 AM UTC
I don't care what you say
I'd lock them up
And hide the key
Keep them all away
From the likes of you and me
I don't care what others think
Let those wishy-washy liberals
Kick up a stink
Dump them on a desert island
Just as long as it's not my land
What's more to show I'm not all bad
I'd even cough up and pay
If they'd all just go away
Because right now I' m going mad
Round our way there's quite a few
But just imagine if they grew
And wouldn't stay inside
Brown or black or white or blue
This is what they ought to do
These human creatures
Such ugly features
They walk and talk and procreate
And get themselves in such a state
Always hunting
Always killing
Never pausing
Never thinking
Backward looking
Downward sinking
Always always exasperating
No matter how you try to train them
Never really listening
Somehow a hardwired disposition
Perhaps there's only one solution
Armageddon
No exclusions
The human race
Extermination!
