Tonight we mean it
there's something not quite right
with the elements
To quote Lady Anagram:
"iceman is cinema"
and stone cold crazy
Lovely little leotard
arrives in her bullet-proof limo
The lone gunman is an online influencer desperate for content
He got an Oscar nomination for his trouble
Pins and needles are symptoms of headsparks, just ask any self-absorbed celebrity
They ain't playing, they named their first kid Atari
She suffers from pixel vision anxiety and now identifies as a cellphone
Academy award for best under **** goes to the front row
The winner is the lunatic
The acceptance speech is a litany of pet peeves, personal grudges, and drug induced mania
No one is watching at home, but they pout and preen nonetheless, lecturing us all on the evils of the world they don't live in
The saddest part: more than half the people in that room are mentally ill
Instead of placating them, just maybe we should be looking to check them in somewhere for help
Mar 20
Mar 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM UTC
Tonight we mean it
there's something not quite right
with the elements
To quote Lady Anagram:
"iceman is cinema"
and stone cold crazy
Lovely little leotard
arrives in her bullet-proof limo
The lone gunman is an online influencer desperate for content
He got an Oscar nomination for his trouble
Pins and needles are symptoms of headsparks, just ask any self-absorbed celebrity
They ain't playing, they named their first kid Atari
She suffers from pixel vision anxiety and now identifies as a cellphone
Academy award for best under **** goes to the front row
The winner is the lunatic
The acceptance speech is a litany of pet peeves, personal grudges, and drug induced mania
No one is watching at home, but they pout and preen nonetheless, lecturing us all on the evils of the world they don't live in
The saddest part: more than half the people in that room are mentally ill
Instead of placating them, just maybe we should be looking to check them in somewhere for help
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