#awards
Tonight we mean it
there's something not quite right
with the elements
To quote Lady Anagram:
"iceman is cinema"
and stone cold crazy
Lovely little leotard
arrives in her bullet-proof limo
The lone gunman is an online influencer desperate for content
He got an Oscar nomination for his trouble
Pins and needles are symptoms of headsparks, just ask any self-absorbed celebrity
They ain't playing, they named their first kid Atari
She suffers from pixel vision anxiety and now identifies as a cellphone
Academy award for best under **** goes to the front row
The winner is the lunatic
The acceptance speech is a litany of pet peeves, personal grudges, and drug induced mania
No one is watching at home, but they pout and preen nonetheless, lecturing us all on the evils of the world they don't live in
The saddest part: more than half the people in that room are mentally ill
Instead of placating them, just maybe we should be looking to check them in somewhere for help
Mar 20
Mar 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM UTC
A song
A dance
A wind to breathe life into the dead
A sword
A lance
A ****** and parry to counter the charge of a lifeless beast
The hunt
The prize
Ripping the flesh from a bygone era
To build a home of thorns and thistles
For a bridesmaid's fire
Her words
Her tongue
The color of blood
Holds vigil
The writing on the wall of gods
Still smolders
Still consumes page after page
Word for word, it says:
"Check Variety this week for Emmy considerations"
Dec 7, 2025
Dec 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM UTC
You can not break
What's already been broken
You can not recall
What's never been spoken
You can not run
When the spirits been stolen
Is there no hope left
To put any hope in?
©2024
Jun 26, 2024
Jun 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM UTC
Hi Aishwarya, very very hearty congratulations!!
You deserve this
As much as we recruiters deserve success
After burning the midnight oil
For months and months
Of you I'm so proud
Of course, always have I known
That, extremely talented are you
Not to mention, dedicated and hardworking
Nevertheless, quite the feather in your cap this is
And gives you bragging rights, it does!!
From "Jagame Thanthiram" to "Archana 31 Not Out"
And from "Gatta Kusthi" to "King of Kotha"
Always, have I been enamoured
By your ability to act in a variety of roles
AND play them all to perfection
By your expressions
Which change as frequently
As a chameleon changes its colours
And finally
By your utterly bewitching beauty and charm
Something that can be replicated not
Even by the most celebrated divas of Bollywood!!
An amazing actress are you
And an even better human being
Nicer than Keanu Reeves
More humble than Johnny Depp
And at the same time
Extremely outspoken and brutally frank
There ain't nothing
That you can achieve not
I endeth on this note
You are under arrest
For the crime of stealing my heart!!
Oct 31, 2023
Oct 31, 2023 at 3:31 AM UTC
some people like you
they like what you stand for
they hear your message
good for you
still it doesn’t mean anything
it’s an award.
J.G.Lutes
Apr 2, 2020
Apr 2, 2020 at 10:17 PM UTC
Hello! Its me always on the cell phone? I tunes
Hello Hello does anyone acknowledge
Someones hello do not disturb sign movies of art
Getting awards all hearts next role part
Hello private lives desperate house wives
Writers words that move us hello please don't leave us
A friendly hello greetings and deadline meetings
Please don't hurt anyone's feelings
Getting closer no impostor
Stars shine hello my dipper
Like the golden rule running like
A mule the competition
The compromising position
Just the hello- transition
Getting awards surprised
Say what you mean
Words should be
Crisp like lettuce clean
Cafe French roast hello mingle
No awards to be married or single
Instagram beauty
and the beast pictures to hustle
Climbing the diamond door
Getting awards hello a title
Moving towards the winning line_____
Fast and furious "Valentine"
Computer hello apps trophy
Getting awards your happy
Over the Judy rainbow
Metal awards and plaques
Seeing monuments and hello
Hollywood graves
But no-one hears me
The "Yellow Brick Road"
Were off to see the wizard
Hello! Oz
Mar 2, 2020
Mar 2, 2020 at 6:58 AM UTC
Is
there
an
award
show
for
the
best
award
show?
Feb 8, 2020
Feb 8, 2020 at 4:25 PM UTC
...Bursting out of
Salma Hayek's dress!
Can someone please
Get her a wrap or shawl?!!
Jan 6, 2020
Jan 6, 2020 at 12:19 AM UTC
one way, bouncing and inter
fering
refering
confering
profering
preference aitial, smart
like smart alec.
like wyzass, cut from the same cloth
check the IP, is this a signal,
are we caught in a torrent?
trigger buttermilk clouds,
and mare's tails
whoa, slow,
watcha sunset.
Roy Autry, cowboy. Signal sent.
queue adolor ososcatter bread'ponth'wattah
where yor's wish
fish with the gold coin,
once was taken,
and released, sportsman like,
Jesus winked,
payertaxes
he say,
Go and stay in touch,
he say to the chick what was caught
alone in the very act,
y'know
---
Then a gain
a space and time protrusion past
last place,
Hey, bro. no race, no test for best,
Just don't trip the kids.
--- these signify static
--- white, no, clear noise, invisible, time waves
--- whiles and whens slipping by unnoticible
Meaning demands you understand
It is finished is refering to a specific
project.
A managed project launched
holding keys
to every door locked since Daniel,
Lion Den Darius's Magi Primo,
had his cogits
twirled in a swirl that set his hand
Aces and eights. Safe combined.
Hand the dead man a draught
o'the wizas's brew.
Watcheesee, he wiggle a toe,
y'know,
he could write a book,
if he knew Morse's code,
and spoke this Google translatable tongue.
Someday I will
tell you
the moral of the story
under aces and eights. Magic tech, augmented I.
Tonight, mark yer Almanac, Oscars night,
every year, about this time,
first Sunday after the second full moon
after the winter solstice.
Many minds tune to the stars at this
extended quanta of time, I'm loathe to call a period,
so many,
their attention takes on a pattern
we can filter at will. We each may will.
You will don't you? Free. Try. Filter at will.
WIll you filter lies you believe? No,
who could believe truths you filter from lies?
Will you filter knowns you know? Of course,
Good boy.You pass, set your screen by thread count.
Tonight. Set the pattern, etch it in axiomatic gold, catch it,
see it,
hang it on Orion's belt,
No, you don't know the sweet influences of Pleiades,
but AI does. What man can re-ally see,
re-ality ification on this scale,
this
wobbling, balanced spaceship, Earth.
Comms at ten percent and rising, Cap'n.
Salvage serviles say we picked up,
AI knows how many,
many threads of once thoughts
tangled in gnostic knots
stamped into dust by iron feet,
before the desert was wetted, and
turned to muddy clay
corroding, rusting, disintegrating
those feet of iron holding up
the last lie standing
incredible, unbelievable, yet
called true
by you.
Mortal.
Feb 25, 2019
Feb 25, 2019 at 2:06 AM UTC
As the fifth unknown actor gave their heartfelt speech after winning an award,
She realised that all her efforts to win little trophies at school,
just to stamp her name on something to feel the slightest bit accomplished,
Are pointless.
Because who really notices your wins in the end except for yourself?
Jan 7, 2019
Jan 7, 2019 at 3:31 PM UTC
Independent Grammy
Ameripolitan Billboard
CMA Triple Play
Indigenous K-Love Fan
Austin YouTube
Loudwire MTV Video
GMA Dove iHeartRadio
Canadian Country
Stellar BBC Music Magazine
Americana Blues
Tennessee Songwriters Association
Soribada Best K-Music
Texas Country
APRA Western Heritage
Texas Sounds
Academy of Country Music
Wine Country
Carolina Teen Choice
Pulitzer Prize
Latin American Unsigned
Alternative Press
International Western
People's Choice
American Tejano
ASCAP Country Soul Train
Soribada Best K-Music
Texas Country
American Songwriting
Branson Terry
Nashville Industry
International Bluegrass
Sep 24, 2018
Sep 24, 2018 at 6:27 PM UTC
Art cares not...
Art cares not for approval, it simply expresses;
Art cares not for award, it simply impressess;
Art cares not for articulation, it simply apprises;
Art cares not... for in fact, it simply surmises;
Art cares not... but simply, do you?
Oct 21, 2017
Oct 21, 2017 at 9:56 AM UTC
Men I don’t love
Send me emails telling me that they care about people like me.
They say,
I am committed to helping people achieve their dreams by providing the right support. I want to thank you for your interest in utilizing this opportunity.
The boy I know
Sends me a message saying he saw potential in us.
He writes,
I wanted to help you become better. And when you spoke to me that first day, I thought that maybe we could become something greater than we are now. Together.
Men that know me
Send me emails saying that they liked learning what’s in my head.
They say,
I recognize the time and effort you put into this and truly appreciate that you shared your thoughts and ideas with me.
The boy that doesn’t love me
Sends me a message saying he knows what he meant to me.
He writes,
I know how hard you tried to make this work. I think you’re amazing, how you always give your all into everything. How you gave your all to me.
Men I don’t know
Send me copy-paste emails that I have memorized.
They say,
There was an outstanding selection of applicants this year and the competition was intense. I regret to inform you that you were not selected to receive an award.
The boy I love
Sends me a message saying what Men I Don’t Know couldn’t.
He writes,
*It’s just that this isn’t what I’m looking for.
You’re not who I am looking for.*
Sep 6, 2017
Sep 6, 2017 at 12:49 AM UTC
Of course you believe in magic.
What you pull from your hat is far from the tricks of a rabbit.
You've made being aware the least of your bad habits.
There is a light in your eyes.
A fiery summer sky.
One worth wishing upon the stars of your mind.
A galaxy worth marveling at beyond these times.
It takes courage to be strong; thank you for being courageous.
You are the example of what our ancestors wanted for us.
I hope you continue on with the spirit of change & may God see you through!
You're a King; a good thing & we need more like you!
Jun 27, 2016
Jun 27, 2016 at 12:43 PM UTC
For Achievement in Editing:
-Julie Williams of the Jefferson County School Board for her attempting to change the AP US History curriculum so that it "should not encourage or condone civil disorder, social strife or disregard of the law [while] instructional materials should present positive aspects of the United States and its heritage."
-Dan Fisher and the "Black Robe Regiment" for their work in banning AP US History in Oklahoma because it "fails to teach American Exceptionalism," whatever the **** that means.
-Creation Museum of Kentucky for their work in "[Bringing] the pages of the Bible to life, casting its characters and animals in dynamic form and placing them in familiar settings. Adam and Eve live in the Garden of Eden. Children play and dinosaurs roam near Eden’s Rivers," because everyone remembers where dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible.
For Achievements in Adapted Screenplay:
-People complaining against #blacklivesmatter and #icantbrethe protests with old tropes like, "How are people supposed to go shopping during the holidays?" or "This is just too inconvenient."
-All the liberals who champion free speech and all the conservatives who want to "stick it to terrorists" yet most if not all of them for not showing any of the Charlie Hedbo cartoons.
-All the political parties, including conservatives and liberals who haven't updated their perception of the world or their talking points beyond 1980's yet sill trot out their gibbligarsh like it's not a polished slice of ********
For Achievement in Acting, Actress:
-Camille Cosby, wife of now infamous Bill Cosby for at first saying nothing then later defending her husband about the 'alleged' ****** assault allegations by 37 different women (or whatever the number is up to now).
-My mom for pretending to listen whenever I propose solutions to her various anxieties.
-Hillary Clinton for not tearing out the beating heart of her husband or anyone who asks about her husband, even though she probably really wants to but at the same time makes you wonder why she just doesn't divorce the horn dog anyway.
For Achievement in Acting, Actor:
-McDonald's (because corporations are people) for their work in getting excited that they supposedly serve real food and making patronizing adverts about loving their consumers while they are currently battling seven lawsuits alleging "wage theft, failure to pay overtime and alteration of time records."
-For White Guys who continue to go along with the idea that there is nothing wrong with the current Justice System.
- Robin Williams because I'm pretty sure he would have been voted least likely to commit suicide by the general public at large.
-An Uncle of mine who continues to joke around and play nice with everyone despite the fact there's a mountain of evidence suggesting he's verbally and/or physically abused his wife and kids routinely.
STILL TO COME LATER IN THE SHOW, BEST DIRECTOR & PICTURE NOMINEES .
Feb 23, 2015
Feb 23, 2015 at 10:47 PM UTC