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Don't come round here flirtin' If you haven't got the game If you can't deliver I don't want to know your name Sending drinks and cutesy smiles Don't go too far round here You'd better send at least two shots And at least a jug of beer You'd better bring your "A" game buddy Cause sometimes it gets bloody Don't leave your "A" game on the shelf Cause you'll go home all by yourself You'd better give as well as get Now you're in the south Our cougars here aren't like those up north Our girls ...they give good mouth They've heard it all a million times Don't come with a cheap line They don't drink things with flowers in And they don't drink cheap boxed wine You'd better bring your "A" game buddy Cause sometimes it gets ****** Don't leave your "A" game on the shelf Cause you'll go home all by yourself They're barracudas in this bar They've got teeth, and they will use 'em So, buddy you'd best be on your game Or you won't go home a twosome Our women here get treated special And son, they're mighty proud Look at someone elses woman And they get mighty loud You'd better bring your "A" game buddy Cause sometimes it gets bloody Don't leave your "A" game on the shelf Cause you'll go home all by yourself
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Aug 13, 2013
Aug 13, 2013 at 11:43 PM UTC
You'd better bring your "A" game (edit)
Don't come round here flirtin' If you haven't got the game If you can't deliver I don't want to know your name Sending drinks and cutesy smiles Don't go too far round here You'd better send at least two shots And at least a jug of beer You'd better bring your "A" game buddy Cause sometimes it gets bloody Don't leave your "A" game on the shelf Cause you'll go home all by yourself You'd better give as well as get Now you're in the south Our cougars here aren't like those up north Our girls ...they give good mouth They've heard it all a million times Don't come with a cheap line They don't drink things with flowers in And they don't drink cheap boxed wine You'd better bring your "A" game buddy Cause sometimes it gets ****** Don't leave your "A" game on the shelf Cause you'll go home all by yourself They're barracudas in this bar They've got teeth, and they will use 'em So, buddy you'd best be on your game Or you won't go home a twosome Our women here get treated special And son, they're mighty proud Look at someone elses woman And they get mighty loud You'd better bring your "A" game buddy Cause sometimes it gets bloody Don't leave your "A" game on the shelf Cause you'll go home all by yourself
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Aug 13, 2013
Aug 13, 2013 at 11:43 PM UTC
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