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Spoof song: sung to the tune of Five For Fighting's "Superman" Kermit I can't stand when high, I'm not that naive, I'm just out to find the better part of green, I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a bear, I'm more than some frog in piggies underwear And it's not easy to  be  green... Wish that I was high, ****** and half asleep, Find a way to lie about my jones on Sesame Street It may sound absurd-but don't be naive, Even Muppets can smoke too much green, I may be disturbed but wont you concede, Even Muppets croak upon skunk **** And it's not easy to  be  green... **Once again I'm small-I'm small and green, well it's All right, we can all get stoked tonight, and I'm not Blazing...or anything...** I can't stand when high, I'm not that naive, Drugs just get you fried, *On hash and buzzed on **** I'm only a frog on Jim Henson's knee Wearing pink lingerie on this one way street, Only a frog on Jim Henson's knee Looking for older guys who flirt with me, Yea flirt with me...who flirt with me, yea who flirt with me... WHO FLIRT WITH ME... I'm only a frog that's diggin' the green, I'm only a frog on Kronik 7 Leaves I'm only a frog who's puffin' on green AND IT'S NOT EASY...  wooohooohoooo... It's not easy...to be-he...greeeeeen...
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Aug 28, 2015
Aug 28, 2015 at 2:10 PM UTC
Frogs For Fighting: It's Not Easy (To Be Green)
Spoof song: sung to the tune of Five For Fighting's "Superman" Kermit I can't stand when high, I'm not that naive, I'm just out to find the better part of green, I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a bear, I'm more than some frog in piggies underwear And it's not easy to  be  green... Wish that I was high, ****** and half asleep, Find a way to lie about my jones on Sesame Street It may sound absurd-but don't be naive, Even Muppets can smoke too much green, I may be disturbed but wont you concede, Even Muppets croak upon skunk **** And it's not easy to  be  green... **Once again I'm small-I'm small and green, well it's All right, we can all get stoked tonight, and I'm not Blazing...or anything...** I can't stand when high, I'm not that naive, Drugs just get you fried, *On hash and buzzed on **** I'm only a frog on Jim Henson's knee Wearing pink lingerie on this one way street, Only a frog on Jim Henson's knee Looking for older guys who flirt with me, Yea flirt with me...who flirt with me, yea who flirt with me... WHO FLIRT WITH ME... I'm only a frog that's diggin' the green, I'm only a frog on Kronik 7 Leaves I'm only a frog who's puffin' on green AND IT'S NOT EASY...  wooohooohoooo... It's not easy...to be-he...greeeeeen...
Getting lit with Kermit... LAWL
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Aug 28, 2015
Aug 28, 2015 at 2:10 PM UTC
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