I can't stand
I can't like
I can't stomach
Shakespeare
It turns my tummy
And sickens me
"o'er" the toilet I *****
God, I hate Shakespeare
"'Sblood!" they shout in his plays
"'Zounds!" they may say
But nay say they may say
For may be, no, nay be.
And you might wonder
What the heck have I written above
And I respond "I know not"
Because Shakespearean writing *****
Apr 18, 2013
Apr 18, 2013 at 1:25 PM UTC
I can't stand
I can't like
I can't stomach
Shakespeare
It turns my tummy
And sickens me
"o'er" the toilet I *****
God, I hate Shakespeare
"'Sblood!" they shout in his plays
"'Zounds!" they may say
But nay say they may say
For may be, no, nay be.
And you might wonder
What the heck have I written above
And I respond "I know not"
Because Shakespearean writing *****
