If you've never pulled some tinsel
Out of your cat's ****
Or cleaned up after "Fluffy"
Eats the poinsetta and throws up
Surely, you've redecorated
After "Fluffy" climbs the tree
You hear it smash into the floor
In the morning, about three
You've used wire to support it
Keep it straight, that is your goal
To "Fluffy" it's her present
It's her brand new scratching pole
When the tree has got no water
But, the cat just has to ***
You have to fill the bowl again
Beneath the dying tree
You kick ornaments around the room
And find out that they're glass
Because "Fluffy" had to play with them
So, you kick her in the ***
It's a Family Christmas Ritual
If you're the owner of a cat
You can't decorate and leave it
She won't have none of that
Christmas is the season
For cats to drive you mad
And give you Christmas memories
You wish you never had
So, if you've never seen the tinsel
That the cat ate just last night
You can see it just below her tail
If the light just hits it right
This is why I have a dog....
Nov 27, 2012
Nov 27, 2012 at 3:46 PM UTC
If you've never pulled some tinsel
Out of your cat's ****
Or cleaned up after "Fluffy"
Eats the poinsetta and throws up
Surely, you've redecorated
After "Fluffy" climbs the tree
You hear it smash into the floor
In the morning, about three
You've used wire to support it
Keep it straight, that is your goal
To "Fluffy" it's her present
It's her brand new scratching pole
When the tree has got no water
But, the cat just has to ***
You have to fill the bowl again
Beneath the dying tree
You kick ornaments around the room
And find out that they're glass
Because "Fluffy" had to play with them
So, you kick her in the ***
It's a Family Christmas Ritual
If you're the owner of a cat
You can't decorate and leave it
She won't have none of that
Christmas is the season
For cats to drive you mad
And give you Christmas memories
You wish you never had
So, if you've never seen the tinsel
That the cat ate just last night
You can see it just below her tail
If the light just hits it right
This is why I have a dog....
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