Our friend Sir Isaac Newton,
Knew a thing or two
‘Bout Bible codes and gravity
And why the sky is blue!
Our friend Sir Isaac Newton
Figured Apples out
And asteroids and planets
And mountains big and stout.
Any object stationary wants to stay that way
(Objects must be lazy like my Uncle Tray.)
Any object moving, wants to move no faster
(Ambitious just a little bit like my Cousin Bubba Fester)
For every single action
Things happen justly back
Its true for shotguns, spaceships,
And the ways that People act.
But any object moving,
Tends to stay that way
Less acted on by other things,
So wear your belt today!
Jan 17
Jan 17, 2026 at 2:42 PM UTC
Our friend Sir Isaac Newton,
Knew a thing or two
‘Bout Bible codes and gravity
And why the sky is blue!
Our friend Sir Isaac Newton
Figured Apples out
And asteroids and planets
And mountains big and stout.
Any object stationary wants to stay that way
(Objects must be lazy like my Uncle Tray.)
Any object moving, wants to move no faster
(Ambitious just a little bit like my Cousin Bubba Fester)
For every single action
Things happen justly back
Its true for shotguns, spaceships,
And the ways that People act.
But any object moving,
Tends to stay that way
Less acted on by other things,
So wear your belt today!
Newton was along the autistic spectrum like me. He didn't just figure out gravity and the laws of motion, he was one of the first to suspect the equal length skip codes in the Bible.