Our friend Sir Isaac Newton, 
Knew a thing or two
‘Bout Bible codes and gravity
And why the sky is blue!

Our friend Sir Isaac Newton
Figured Apples out
And asteroids and planets 
And mountains big and stout.

Any object stationary wants to stay that way
(Objects must be lazy like my Uncle Tray.)
Any object moving, wants to move no faster
(Ambitious just a little bit like my Cousin Bubba Fester)

For every single action
Things happen justly back
Its true for shotguns, spaceships,
And the ways that People act.
But any object moving,
Tends to stay that way
Less acted on by other things,
So wear your belt today!