Here's an idea
Now please here me out
Over this random thought that just popped in my head
Smack dab in the middle
Of blowing a bubble
I thought what if my gum could chew it's own self instead
The thought did cross
What about flavor
I guess I could stick it to the end of a straw
Then I could still savor
The bubblegum flavor
While giving a rest to my tired worn out old jaw
I know what your thinking
The man is a genius
This idea is BIG! This idea is HOT!
If you want to be a part
Of this ground breaking action
Send money now, we're going straight to the top
Bigger than Barney®
Cooler than Xbox®
More fun to watch than the Kardashians on T.V.
When I look at this gum
I see the future
Chewing itself into the chronicles of history
Apr 21, 2013
Apr 21, 2013 at 7:43 AM UTC
Here's an idea
Now please here me out
Over this random thought that just popped in my head
Smack dab in the middle
Of blowing a bubble
I thought what if my gum could chew it's own self instead
The thought did cross
What about flavor
I guess I could stick it to the end of a straw
Then I could still savor
The bubblegum flavor
While giving a rest to my tired worn out old jaw
I know what your thinking
The man is a genius
This idea is BIG! This idea is HOT!
If you want to be a part
Of this ground breaking action
Send money now, we're going straight to the top
Bigger than Barney®
Cooler than Xbox®
More fun to watch than the Kardashians on T.V.
When I look at this gum
I see the future
Chewing itself into the chronicles of history
Send all monies to...
Padded room 149 North Wing, Bellevue N.Y.
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