You're passing by the window
Of a fancy clothing store
Eyes popping in surprise
As your jaw drops to the floor
All you've ever dreamed of
All of this and more
More than enough can't believe your luck
As you hit the revolving doors
You've found a pair of Fancy Pants!
You do a happy dance
Cause you know this is your chance
To fulfill the dreams you've dreamed of
As a gullible young lad
You have the widest grin
You have ever imagined
As you slide one leg then the other
Stop the presses this is it
Hello Mr. Fancy Pants!
These being the fanciest pants
Anyone has ever seen
People stop and stare
With eyes that can't believe
Flashing pink and blue and yellow
Orange, red, and green
Not skipping a single solitary beat
Strolling confidently down the street
Look out world it's Mr. Fancy Pants!
Some people have minor dreams
Of being kings or queens
Others wish their names
To go down in history
Struggle all their lives
To perform some awesome feat
But as for you
You're just happy
Being Mr. Fancy Pants!
Apr 26, 2018
Apr 26, 2018 at 8:38 AM UTC
You're passing by the window
Of a fancy clothing store
Eyes popping in surprise
As your jaw drops to the floor
All you've ever dreamed of
All of this and more
More than enough can't believe your luck
As you hit the revolving doors
You've found a pair of Fancy Pants!
You do a happy dance
Cause you know this is your chance
To fulfill the dreams you've dreamed of
As a gullible young lad
You have the widest grin
You have ever imagined
As you slide one leg then the other
Stop the presses this is it
Hello Mr. Fancy Pants!
These being the fanciest pants
Anyone has ever seen
People stop and stare
With eyes that can't believe
Flashing pink and blue and yellow
Orange, red, and green
Not skipping a single solitary beat
Strolling confidently down the street
Look out world it's Mr. Fancy Pants!
Some people have minor dreams
Of being kings or queens
Others wish their names
To go down in history
Struggle all their lives
To perform some awesome feat
But as for you
You're just happy
Being Mr. Fancy Pants!
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