I'm terribly sorry, my dear
for you see, I was on my way
up the stairs to fetch them,
post haste,
when unexpectedly,
I was accosted
by a sudden,
uncontrollable urge
to empty the contents
of my colon,
in more the fashion
of the process of urination
than of defecation
Jan 18, 2019
Jan 18, 2019 at 11:53 AM UTC
I'm terribly sorry, my dear
for you see, I was on my way
up the stairs to fetch them,
post haste,
when unexpectedly,
I was accosted
by a sudden,
uncontrollable urge
to empty the contents
of my colon,
in more the fashion
of the process of urination
than of defecation