You’d ask how many guys I’ve dated,
really wanting to know how many guys I’ve ******
...or have ****** me?
Well, anyway, it doesn’t really matter,
the point is - you're getting into numbers.
I’ll joke about how guys would multiply it
and how girls like doing it the other way around.
You’d say: "Just go ahead, I honestly don’t care."
How cute,
you're terrible at lying.
So I’ll do that, I’ll go ahead, I will divide it.
You'll smile, I will smile back
hoping you bought the number.
Sep 15, 2018
Sep 15, 2018 at 12:24 PM UTC
You’d ask how many guys I’ve dated,
really wanting to know how many guys I’ve ******
...or have ****** me?
Well, anyway, it doesn’t really matter,
the point is - you're getting into numbers.
I’ll joke about how guys would multiply it
and how girls like doing it the other way around.
You’d say: "Just go ahead, I honestly don’t care."
How cute,
you're terrible at lying.
So I’ll do that, I’ll go ahead, I will divide it.
You'll smile, I will smile back
hoping you bought the number.
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