48, forty eight
Another year
It ain’t so great turning 48
Your teeth done fell out
Everybody screaming what’s that stench coming from your mouth?
Or is it your ***
Who knows but you stink and everyone is plugging their nose
It’s quite the combination of Ben Gay and Support ***** hose
You suddenly smell like the yoga room at the old folks home
When you turn 48 it’s suddenly surgeries galore
Broken bones
You can’t get up off the floor
The kids are yelling……..
**** you’re old
While you’re walking around in a blanket when it’s 80° degrees cause you’re always cold
Like a day old loaf of bread, your beginning to mold
When you turn 48 your officially old
It’s walkers with tennis ***** Garage sales, And haggling over a dime
You need to get a watch because you’re asking everybody if they got the time
You can’t wait for it to be over
You’re not feeling fine
Don’t forget to pay your life insurance or they won’t pay a dime
They’ll throw you to the vultures
It happens all the time
Turning 48 is like committing a crime
Apr 2, 2025
Apr 2, 2025 at 9:12 AM UTC
48, forty eight
Another year
It ain’t so great turning 48
Your teeth done fell out
Everybody screaming what’s that stench coming from your mouth?
Or is it your ***
Who knows but you stink and everyone is plugging their nose
It’s quite the combination of Ben Gay and Support ***** hose
You suddenly smell like the yoga room at the old folks home
When you turn 48 it’s suddenly surgeries galore
Broken bones
You can’t get up off the floor
The kids are yelling……..
**** you’re old
While you’re walking around in a blanket when it’s 80° degrees cause you’re always cold
Like a day old loaf of bread, your beginning to mold
When you turn 48 your officially old
It’s walkers with tennis ***** Garage sales, And haggling over a dime
You need to get a watch because you’re asking everybody if they got the time
You can’t wait for it to be over
You’re not feeling fine
Don’t forget to pay your life insurance or they won’t pay a dime
They’ll throw you to the vultures
It happens all the time
Turning 48 is like committing a crime
