Spring....where are you?

roger-turner Poems

I've had enough of winter I've had enough of snow I handle freezing weather Just like an eskimo My snowblower is finished It's blown more than it should It's blown more snow this winter Than the whole **** neighborhood Spring....when the hell you coming? When will you be here? I'll close my eyes and I might miss you That is my biggest fear Last summer we set records With the **** oppressive heat We did the same with snow this winter We had nearly 7 feet!! I saw some grass last Tuesday But, by Wednesday it was lost Buried by a fresh snow dumping Preceeded by a sudden frost The sidewalk plow has torn up Ninety square feet of my lawn I won't find all of the damage Until all the snow is gone I promise that next summer I will not once complain Because I'd rather have the heat way up Than shovel snow...or pump out rain Spring...when are you coming? When will you be here? I'll sleep with one eye open So, I'll be up when you appear!!!