A duck can drink and walk
but can he catch a fish and fly
we're about to find out
after getting drunk that night
he stumbled inside
a police station full of cops
the duck started slurring his words
blacked out with his **** in the air
he was so drunk the fish was in the other end
the police are puzzled what to do
so they stuck him in a zoo
until the duck starts acting like a duck
Oct 26, 2016
Oct 26, 2016 at 3:29 AM UTC
A duck can drink and walk
but can he catch a fish and fly
we're about to find out
after getting drunk that night
he stumbled inside
a police station full of cops
the duck started slurring his words
blacked out with his **** in the air
he was so drunk the fish was in the other end
the police are puzzled what to do
so they stuck him in a zoo
until the duck starts acting like a duck
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