Fellow Americans
Won't is not can't
We can end this tirade
This ignorant rant
******* crusade
This fearmongering
Xenophobic campaign
This point your fat finger
Take none of the blame
This **** flinging ape
This bombastic baboon
Rotting all of our brains
Like a ****** cartoon
This email distraction
For no course of action
Except the word "jobs"
And a Twitter war faction
This sick, twisted joke
This comedy act
Dropping the curtain
On matters of fact
This tax-dodging fraud
Has stolen from you
So what makes you think
You're a part of his coup
This billion-airhead
Makes no cents at all
He speaks his small mind
Behind a big wall
This nuclear bomb
To diplomacy's voice
Aborting the right
To democracy's choice
This false god complex
Disguises his devil
Deceptions to drag us
Back down to his level
This Molotov cocktail
In Putin's back pocket
His greedy heart froze
In a cold-plated locket
This coal-blackened soul
Toxic demagogue
Keeps poisoning us
By spewing speech-smog
This climate change hoax
Outweighs all the lies
Deny this one truth
And everyone dies
This you're fired show
Outsources our trust
To Chinese steel towers
Of slave-labor rust
This loaded handgun
To sanity's head
Depravity bullets
Promoting bloodshed
This locker room talk
This all Muslim ban
This election is rigged
This ******* madman
This antithesis
Of all we stand for
Great from our first steps
Onto Liberty's shore
So I beg of you now
Vote him off of the stage
This dog's had his day
Put him back in his cage
This nation was founded
By working together
And those who attempt
To divide us shall never
Condemn our ideals
To an amoral fate
Lest we forget
That love always trumps hate
Oct 28, 2016
Oct 28, 2016 at 2:52 AM UTC
Fellow Americans
Won't is not can't
We can end this tirade
This ignorant rant
******* crusade
This fearmongering
Xenophobic campaign
This point your fat finger
Take none of the blame
This **** flinging ape
This bombastic baboon
Rotting all of our brains
Like a ****** cartoon
This email distraction
For no course of action
Except the word "jobs"
And a Twitter war faction
This sick, twisted joke
This comedy act
Dropping the curtain
On matters of fact
This tax-dodging fraud
Has stolen from you
So what makes you think
You're a part of his coup
This billion-airhead
Makes no cents at all
He speaks his small mind
Behind a big wall
This nuclear bomb
To diplomacy's voice
Aborting the right
To democracy's choice
This false god complex
Disguises his devil
Deceptions to drag us
Back down to his level
This Molotov cocktail
In Putin's back pocket
His greedy heart froze
In a cold-plated locket
This coal-blackened soul
Toxic demagogue
Keeps poisoning us
By spewing speech-smog
This climate change hoax
Outweighs all the lies
Deny this one truth
And everyone dies
This you're fired show
Outsources our trust
To Chinese steel towers
Of slave-labor rust
This loaded handgun
To sanity's head
Depravity bullets
Promoting bloodshed
This locker room talk
This all Muslim ban
This election is rigged
This ******* madman
This antithesis
Of all we stand for
Great from our first steps
Onto Liberty's shore
So I beg of you now
Vote him off of the stage
This dog's had his day
Put him back in his cage
This nation was founded
By working together
And those who attempt
To divide us shall never
Condemn our ideals
To an amoral fate
Lest we forget
That love always trumps hate
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