Roll up...Roll up
the show is set to start
One playing for your head
One playing for your heart
It's time for an election
To see who rules the roost
Time for your selection
Who gives the bigger boost
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
make me a match
Pick me a President
Which one to catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Show me a name
It's doesn't much matter
They are all the same
Roll up, Roll up
They're all set to speak
A ten minute talk
That may take all week
Choose either party
and their rainmaker head
make promises of fairy dust
You'll get once your dead
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Show me the one
Who will unload the bullets
But, still own the gun
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
The time is now here
To pick a new President
Please ally my fears
Roll up, Roll up
The choices are few
I'm voting for one
But, I do not know who
Roll Up, Roll Up
The show's set to start
with enameled fake smiles
I can't tell them apart
Roll Up....Roll Up...
May 3, 2015
May 3, 2015 at 5:27 PM UTC
Roll up...Roll up
the show is set to start
One playing for your head
One playing for your heart
It's time for an election
To see who rules the roost
Time for your selection
Who gives the bigger boost
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
make me a match
Pick me a President
Which one to catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Show me a name
It's doesn't much matter
They are all the same
Roll up, Roll up
They're all set to speak
A ten minute talk
That may take all week
Choose either party
and their rainmaker head
make promises of fairy dust
You'll get once your dead
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Show me the one
Who will unload the bullets
But, still own the gun
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
The time is now here
To pick a new President
Please ally my fears
Roll up, Roll up
The choices are few
I'm voting for one
But, I do not know who
Roll Up, Roll Up
The show's set to start
with enameled fake smiles
I can't tell them apart
Roll Up....Roll Up...
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