Stuck?
Start with "Once upon a time,"
End with "and they lived happily ever after,"
Write some **** inbetween,
Then send if off to The New Yorker.
Now grab a beer, sit back and wait
For the acceptance notification
And a generous contributor’s check.
Apr 26, 2025
Apr 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM UTC
Stuck?
Start with "Once upon a time,"
End with "and they lived happily ever after,"
Write some **** inbetween,
Then send if off to The New Yorker.
Now grab a beer, sit back and wait
For the acceptance notification
And a generous contributor’s check.