me and the old lady
in our cabin, chillin
livin off the grid
livin off solar panels
and psychedelic drugs
roastin meat and
makin sweet love.
knock knock knock.
i turn to her in disbelief;
we live in the woods
south of nowhere
in a **** cabin
who could that be?
she huffs, shrugs
the knocking
intensifies
so i go
naked
to open it
(we're nudists)
it's a grizzly
ahhhh!
i freeze
but he's wearing
a suit, cradling
a briefcase
in his paws
what
the ****
he asks me
if i'm interested
in being mauled
i ask him
how can you talk
you're a bear right
and then he mauls us
and then i wake up
and it's just me,
my bed,
and my beloved
*****
Dec 1, 2018
Dec 1, 2018 at 4:41 PM UTC
me and the old lady
in our cabin, chillin
livin off the grid
livin off solar panels
and psychedelic drugs
roastin meat and
makin sweet love.
knock knock knock.
i turn to her in disbelief;
we live in the woods
south of nowhere
in a **** cabin
who could that be?
she huffs, shrugs
the knocking
intensifies
so i go
naked
to open it
(we're nudists)
it's a grizzly
ahhhh!
i freeze
but he's wearing
a suit, cradling
a briefcase
in his paws
what
the ****
he asks me
if i'm interested
in being mauled
i ask him
how can you talk
you're a bear right
and then he mauls us
and then i wake up
and it's just me,
my bed,
and my beloved
*****
