Why couldn’t the snake reproduce--initially?
Complicated.
First, her egg tried to cross the road.
“Restless egg syndrome” was the medical diagnosis.
It rolled halfway across,
Colliding with a politician
Looking for the median voter.
Fruitless.
The egg was severely damaged, but they got it
To the Shell service station.
No one cracked a yolk.
At the end though, multiplication was impossible.
The snake was seen to be an adder.
A reptile dysfunction, they said.
But then LL Bean delivered their log table…
Copywrong Vic Miller 2018. All wrongs preserved.
Jul 13, 2018
Jul 13, 2018 at 1:01 PM UTC
Why couldn’t the snake reproduce--initially?
Complicated.
First, her egg tried to cross the road.
“Restless egg syndrome” was the medical diagnosis.
It rolled halfway across,
Colliding with a politician
Looking for the median voter.
Fruitless.
The egg was severely damaged, but they got it
To the Shell service station.
No one cracked a yolk.
At the end though, multiplication was impossible.
The snake was seen to be an adder.
A reptile dysfunction, they said.
But then LL Bean delivered their log table…
Copywrong Vic Miller 2018. All wrongs preserved.