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god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB today bob delahunty visits 3 ladies who preaches god to stop their sons from drinking the first lady, really gets offended if her son turns off god, mind you, she lets him have his own beliefs, but in saying that, when he makes jokes about religion, she gets really offended and says, you should believe in god, god is the powerful being, god is the almighty saviour and god will be there for you at every turn, and bob came in, and told this lady, that there are possibilities that god is a myth, and you need your son to have his own beliefs and the lady got offended for what bob said, and told bob, that god is up there looking over each of us and i am trying to show my son, that god isn’t powerful, as such, but is a blessing to have him watch over us, and bob said, you need to understand, religion is a touchy subject ya see and the lady said your the devil, and she went away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB the second lady keeps her 15 year old daughter locked up in the basement because she didn’t trust the evil spirits around her, you see she hung around these two prostitutes, because they are terribly nice to her, and her mother didn’t like what she is doing, so she bought these iron chains, to tie the devil right out of her, and bob said, this is wrong, we must explain to this lady, that god will not condone this and the lady said in her defines, my daughter hangs with devil people, and bob said, no, you are the devil i am not saying what she is doing is rightt, but you make them sound good, and chaining your daughter in your basement is definatlely the wrong solution for you to do, and the lady said to bob, i want my daughter to understand what she is doing is wrong, she is disobeying gods commands, and until she understands i have no excuse but to keep her chained in my basement, and bob hit her with a wooden spoon, not enough to **** just enough to rescue her daughter from her clutches, and after 2 hours, she got to her feet and said where is my daughter, and bob said, i rescued her from you, and you need to understand that this was wrong and the lady mumbled to herself saying god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB The third lady was a little old lady who loves knitting, but she has really bogus beliefs, you see to her anyone who drinks, was the devil, and if her son went out drinking, she would get cranky with him, no matter what age he was, you see she claims the devil was giving her the impression that her son is committing crimes and behaving like a hooligan, and when her son, tries to speak up for himself, she goes QUIET, we need our almighty GOD, to save you from the devil’s clutches and her son called bob in, because they can’t keep going on like this, and bob came in to talk to the old lady, asking her, what makes you think that he is worshipping the devil, you see it’s possible that he is out having a good time at the club drinking with mates, and the lady said i was raised to think drinking was the work of the devil and when i think of what young people get up to now, no i am doing the right thing, protecting my son from the evil drunks, no son of mine is parading around on the streets like a hooligan and bob said, yeah but, i think he is being a man, to enjoy a few beers with family and the lady said i don’t care, drinking is the work of the devil, and there is no doubt about it, and bob told her, you must understand your son, and she said i don’t need to understand him, as she walked away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob your the devil, bob, don’t deny it, buddy god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND THE ALMIGHTY BOB, to save everyone from delusions forever
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 4:50 PM UTC
god the devil and bob, reforms three ladies with delusions of their kids living their lives
god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB today bob delahunty visits 3 ladies who preaches god to stop their sons from drinking the first lady, really gets offended if her son turns off god, mind you, she lets him have his own beliefs, but in saying that, when he makes jokes about religion, she gets really offended and says, you should believe in god, god is the powerful being, god is the almighty saviour and god will be there for you at every turn, and bob came in, and told this lady, that there are possibilities that god is a myth, and you need your son to have his own beliefs and the lady got offended for what bob said, and told bob, that god is up there looking over each of us and i am trying to show my son, that god isn’t powerful, as such, but is a blessing to have him watch over us, and bob said, you need to understand, religion is a touchy subject ya see and the lady said your the devil, and she went away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB the second lady keeps her 15 year old daughter locked up in the basement because she didn’t trust the evil spirits around her, you see she hung around these two prostitutes, because they are terribly nice to her, and her mother didn’t like what she is doing, so she bought these iron chains, to tie the devil right out of her, and bob said, this is wrong, we must explain to this lady, that god will not condone this and the lady said in her defines, my daughter hangs with devil people, and bob said, no, you are the devil i am not saying what she is doing is rightt, but you make them sound good, and chaining your daughter in your basement is definatlely the wrong solution for you to do, and the lady said to bob, i want my daughter to understand what she is doing is wrong, she is disobeying gods commands, and until she understands i have no excuse but to keep her chained in my basement, and bob hit her with a wooden spoon, not enough to **** just enough to rescue her daughter from her clutches, and after 2 hours, she got to her feet and said where is my daughter, and bob said, i rescued her from you, and you need to understand that this was wrong and the lady mumbled to herself saying god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB The third lady was a little old lady who loves knitting, but she has really bogus beliefs, you see to her anyone who drinks, was the devil, and if her son went out drinking, she would get cranky with him, no matter what age he was, you see she claims the devil was giving her the impression that her son is committing crimes and behaving like a hooligan, and when her son, tries to speak up for himself, she goes QUIET, we need our almighty GOD, to save you from the devil’s clutches and her son called bob in, because they can’t keep going on like this, and bob came in to talk to the old lady, asking her, what makes you think that he is worshipping the devil, you see it’s possible that he is out having a good time at the club drinking with mates, and the lady said i was raised to think drinking was the work of the devil and when i think of what young people get up to now, no i am doing the right thing, protecting my son from the evil drunks, no son of mine is parading around on the streets like a hooligan and bob said, yeah but, i think he is being a man, to enjoy a few beers with family and the lady said i don’t care, drinking is the work of the devil, and there is no doubt about it, and bob told her, you must understand your son, and she said i don’t need to understand him, as she walked away singing god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob your the devil, bob, don’t deny it, buddy god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob god is the devil and the devil is bob GOD THE DEVIL AND THE ALMIGHTY BOB, to save everyone from delusions forever
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 4:50 PM UTC
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