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Scenario "Hey man where did you get this bud at"? "The guvnah" Marijuana is federally illegal. Marijuana is illegal in West Virginia. Unless you go to the local Dr Khan, and get a permission slip from the American Medical Association. $150 CASH ONLY Then take that permission slip to the West Virginia Department of Health and Human Services, who will give you another permission slip. $75 CASH ONLY Then you must take that there permission slip to the Government *** dealers. $$$$ You can purchase your Marijuana there $$$$ CASH ONLY No shirt, no shoes, no service! Please don't be afraid, the Government *** dealers don't ride Harleys, or have tattoos. These are clean decent people, with actual jobs. We don't even eat pork or smoke cigarettes...or believe in Jesus. Scenario 2 "Hey man where did you get this bud at"? "The guvnah" "I get it cheaper" Scenario 3 "Hey man where did you get this bud at"? "The guvnah" "I get it cheaper" "How much"? "$50" "You are under arrest for conspiracy to sell drugs"!
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Jul 30, 2022
Jul 30, 2022 at 1:13 AM UTC
This Really Could Happen Soon - Jesus Smokes Marijuana
Scenario "Hey man where did you get this bud at"? "The guvnah" Marijuana is federally illegal. Marijuana is illegal in West Virginia. Unless you go to the local Dr Khan, and get a permission slip from the American Medical Association. $150 CASH ONLY Then take that permission slip to the West Virginia Department of Health and Human Services, who will give you another permission slip. $75 CASH ONLY Then you must take that there permission slip to the Government *** dealers. $$$$ You can purchase your Marijuana there $$$$ CASH ONLY No shirt, no shoes, no service! Please don't be afraid, the Government *** dealers don't ride Harleys, or have tattoos. These are clean decent people, with actual jobs. We don't even eat pork or smoke cigarettes...or believe in Jesus. Scenario 2 "Hey man where did you get this bud at"? "The guvnah" "I get it cheaper" Scenario 3 "Hey man where did you get this bud at"? "The guvnah" "I get it cheaper" "How much"? "$50" "You are under arrest for conspiracy to sell drugs"!
Well it could Don't worry, I am a secret agent...of the universe Idk what anyone says...I am pretty sure gaslighting used to have a different meaning than the definition is now.
#crime#beast#machine#evil#wrong#government#trickery#gaslight
GaryL
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GaryL
54/M/American
Jul 30, 2022
Jul 30, 2022 at 1:13 AM UTC
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